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        As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake 
 
 ~ Mark Twain
 
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        Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured 
 
 ~ Mark Twain
 
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        A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation 
 
 ~ Mark Twain
 
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        Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written 
 
 ~ Mark Twain
 
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        But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? 
 
 ~ Mark Twain